brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

crabstickz:

I’ve never really been good with talking to girls. So, we’ll see how this goes. 

Here’s the full show link! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MN1G2_46LA

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

littlemixbutts:

bodenniss:

littlemixbutts:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

well that escalated quickly

paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going

theonyx:

pelicannot:

sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like

THAT IMAGE IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THIS

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

fireflieschasingnight:

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

omfg. at first all i thought was ‘wow that guy has a really pointy bum’ LOLOL

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is